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𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙉 𝙊𝙁 𝘼 𝘿𝙔𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍 . 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙊 𝙋𝙇𝘼𝙔 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝙃𝙊𝙎𝙀𝙉 𝙍𝙊𝙇𝙀 . 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙐𝙉𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙀 𝙄𝙎 𝙄𝙉 𝙈𝙔 𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙊𝘿 . 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙨𝙢𝙤𝙨 , 𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙖 .

"Let me get this straight... There's a powerup out there... an apple. That turns it's user into... ...An elephant?"

//Please know that if I don't post for a month or more, it doesn't mean I've abandoned this account. I'd never do that to my first ever RP account. My muse just fluctuates.

Waluigi proceeds to jump about 5 feet into the air with a short scream! Turning around and getting into a kung fu-like pose! "...Oh. It's just you. You've really got to stop sneaking up on me like that!"

Urge to punt. Still rising.

Casually flicks JUMPMAN.'s nose!

He is so going to grab a ton of wonder flowers...

Athlete noises.

...What, does she not like his GODLIKE cooking? Wario likes it!

ᴮᵒᵒᵒ, ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵘᶜᵏ!

Oh cool! I'm dead!

Not if they're a complete asshat first.

Hey. Mind tossin' one my way?

You first.

||: Eat your heart out, Mars Man.

Moon red.

Wah