"ʟᴀᴡꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏ ꜰᴜɴ." -ᴇᴢᴇʟ ʙᴇʀʙɪᴇʀ (ꜰɪɴᴀʟ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱʏ) -ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀᴇᴅ ʟᴇɴɢᴛʜ. -ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ. -10 ʏᴇᴀʀꜱ ᴏꜰ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ. -ʀᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ. ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ #ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰʏᴍᴏɴ.

"We may be late, but... we saw quite a few 'how alike are we' bingo cards made, so we decided to make one."

"We're gonna do it. We're gonna McFrickin' do it! We're gonna find Feo Ul's sapling... and we're gonna HOLD THEIR HAND!"

(This is about to be Titania stalking anyone who's hurt one of her subjects.)

I've only sworn 11 times on Twitter, so I'm on Santa's nice list. YAY! Find out if you've been naughty or nice at socialsanta.co/user/KingTitan… "Ohohohoho-!"

"Someone has bullied our snae ling quite thoroughly. Many people, in fact. Maybe we should end this facade of kindness and once more work at engulfing your world in Light. Clearly... it's what you deserve."

"We've been out of it recently. Not sure why... we've just not been feeling up to anything. It's no one's fault." (Lack of muse hit hard.)

"I'm going. To destroy. EVERYTHING! AND EVERYONE!!!" The Lightwarden Fairy King is disgusted and infuriated.

youtu.be/FlmQ8rE53Gw "Ooooh, our theme sounds quite intriguing in rock~!"

"We feel unnecessary after recent events. Not that we still wouldn't like to have fun, but..."

"What is this? Another of us exists?"

"Oh whoops... it turns out we still exist, shockingly enough."

"So does all of this mean that We must now deal with scythe wielding rabbit men looking to claim Our soul?"

(Do I have any EU Mutuals who might be interested in a trade? I send you money, you send me a code for the Digital Collector's Edition of FFXIV. I'd do it myself, but the SE Store doesn't want to sell me anything from EU since I live in NA.)

A massive yawn shakes Lyhe Ghiah as they stir. "Nnnnnghhh... what time is it? What happened?"

"We are surprised to see a talking leafman... Last We recall, they were all inanimate."