I hear fireworks where i live but like... A: it's not 4th of july yet hakuna your tatas B:it's illegal here w t f

ok but this cat takes better selfies than anyone I've ever seen

me, at a club: do you take requests? DJ: yeah what’s up me: *slides over $10* please turn it down

HOLY SHIT tryna GET HYPED but DEPrEsSIOnS

i have too much free time on my hands someone send help

hello please send me your best pics so i can turn them into art

//ya boi is gonna be leaving for summer camp today, so I'll be inactive for about a week. Just incase anyone tries to get a hold of me. Bye frensss

Hello today Prepare to get your ass STOMPED

PLEASE RT THIS I KNOW I PROBABLY WONT MAKE IT BUT PLEASE

//o m g guyS I just got permmision to wear a tux instead of the orchestra preformance uniform dress and i was sooo hyped but my mom is saying nO and it might not happen ;-;-;

Hey hey hey peeps. I made a twitter for this donkey in a book for an english project. Were going against this other group to get benjamin elected for "president" and i think it would pe pretty fabu if you like followed him and left weird comments lmao. Benjamin Donkey

Doing a fun lil giveaway for Cyber Monday! Gonna be sending out 5 of these Mad Mike shirts at the end of the day! All you gotta do is be followed and RT! if you don't win or want to see the other new merch, head on over to crankgameplays.com :)

The reason Jesus is so powerful is because he got crucified doing the T-pose.

so i miss you guys and i keep telling myself "oOoH iM gOnNa gO bAck On tWiTtEr aNd dM pEoPle" but clearly im a dick and i didn't so we're making a yummy christmas chat 👏👏 rt to join i wanna know what all my doods have been up to since i left :((