Women call men stupid but they are the wretched fools battling in shops for useless tat whislt we enjoy the football, beer, racing and darts

The Rolling Stones couldn't survive without Jagger and Channel 4 Racing couldn't survive without me. How foolish of the suits and the skirts

Is there a more ghastly churl around than Coleen Nolan? The tide wouldn't taker her out

. Nicola McLean NO to fake boobs

What a ghastly creature Gaga is. I hope Trump deports him #SuperBowl

Linda Nolan still shouldn't be leaving the house without a neckscarf

Happy Female's day to my many lady fans and followers #InternationalWomensDay

I'd trust Piers Morgan with my answerphone before I'd trust Bet Victor with a bet. Absolute TOERAGS

What an appalling attitude towards women the soppy Sunderland manager David Moyes has.

No doubt there will be a few 'cheeky' punts at 'Ladies' Day in Aintree tomorrow. I will be there studying the form

Fools that use social media to communicate base utterings like 'nomnom' with a repellent picture of their foul chow really are insufferable

Never underestimate the power of British females to dress like absolute trollops at the first hint of sunshine. It really is marvellous ☀ 👙

What a bunch of toerags on the left

Females take note. It's time to get back to basics

Amazed by how many two year olds can write on social media and wish their fathers a happy day. Absolutely insufferable nonsense

I know it's scarcely believable but I actually think Andy Murray's wretched mother has become even more hideous in the last year

Virginia Wade really shouldn't be seen in public without a neckscarf #Wimbledon

Pay out for Berdych you absolute toerags bet365

I'm sorry but he's a Time Lord not a Time Lady. BOYCOTT Doctor Who #doctor13

People talk about McIlroy's swing or clubs or technique but it's nonsense. He made a terrible mistake getting married and been rubbish since