"The king is BACK, BABY! I'm feelin' like crunching some loser's hopes and dreams with these ol' chompers!"

“What are are you, Amy Rose?” x.com/mariosrival/st…

"HA!"

//punk* x.com/KingOfTheK00PA…

"Hey, guys! What's up?"

||: Oh! I run Mario!, by the way.

A mighty ROOOOOAR hit the eardrums of all who could hear it full force! Thunderous footsteps accompanied scorching hot flames! The King of the Koopa Troop, the destroyer of dreams, and the biggest, baddest tyrant in the world is back! " I'm BAAAAAAACK! " Bowser has returned.

" GRAHAHA! Ah, it's good to be back! I miss the screams of terror whenever I show up! Now, where's that plumber so I can stomp him into the dirt? "

" Hmph! Talk about LAME! Where's all the action at?! This place is like a desert! "

" So! Where's everyone run off to? Did my awesomeness scare you away? GRAHAHA! Well, good! "

"Spiked shell? Check! Flame breath? Check! Princess Peach? Check! A whole lot of awesome? Check! Your butt-kicking? Got that right here!" ▪AU Bowser ▪Not new to verse. ▪Give a king a RT, will ya?

"Those minions better be ready! We got a job to do! Kamek! Bring my Airship around! We're going for the best joyride EVER!"

//This is LOADS more fun than I already thought it was. Like, I was excited before. Then I started RPing as Bowser and it just...became 20x as epic. This feels GOOOOOOD.