#OpenStarter: — the older man. She wasn't pregnant - but Bones figured it was ok to make her sweat a little. Maybe that would get her to —

#OpenStarter: — keep her damn legs shut and teach her friends likewise. He was quite over the whole 'omg doc I think I'm pregnant!' —

#OpenStarter: — sob-story from a bored crew who kept boinking like bunnies doing the bunny-hop on the quite months in deep space. —

#OpenStarter: — Couldn't they find a hobby? Like....... Hell if he knew, what was something they did back in the ancient days? Knitting? —

#OpenStarter: — [5 years in space, god help me.] Dropping his arm, he gave the young ensign a pointed look. "Well you're not pregnant, —

#OpenStarter: — so there's cause to celebrate. Just celebrate with your knickers /on/ will ya? I'm a doctor, not your parent. Don't come —

#OpenStarter: — back unless you're dying." The woman's expression melted from anxiety to relief. Slipping off the bed she threw her arms —

#OpenStarter: — around him. "Oh thank you so much Doc!" she gushed with ridiculous gratitude. Bones on the other hand bulked at the —

#OpenStarter: — physical contact and looked like he wanted to vomit. Before he could say something else dry and sarcastic, she was off —

#OpenStarter: — and prancing out the door. Crisis averted, and hopefully she would be a little more........... discreet with her after —

#OpenStarter: — hour encounters. Now if only Bones could find out who the young men were so he could give them a swift smack upside the —

#OpenStarter: — back of their empty heads. "Two brains..." He muttered gruffly under his breath, shaking his head as he turned and —

#OpenStarter: — aimlessly prowled around sick bay. "Only enough blood to support one."

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Bᴜɴɴʏ-Bᴜʀɴ — {ＢＯＮＥＳ} Read: tl.gd/n_1sp36aj

— How curious, you mortals be Always getting ＬＯＳＴ in ＳＰＡＣＥ • New #Q • #StarTrekRP • Experienced Writer • RT

We were once the most violent of all species... • #StarTrek • Vulcan OC • Descriptive|Mature • Face Claim: Lee Pace

Advising Counsellor's Log: Stardate 2261.55 - Sublimental. Read: tl.gd/n_1sp3kgc