the best part about living with my gf is now i eat so many new, exotic foods i never ate before like yogurt or lettuce or breakfast

'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' releases December 23 on Netflix

I just wanna do country ass shit with my country ass friends

There are very few problems a Reese’s peanut butter cup can’t solve

bro started dating dua lipa and quit his job immediately

I don’t know a lot but I know I want a ridiculous amount of natural light in my forever home

A Gingerale will cure ailments of the body and a Dr Pepper, ailments of the mind and spirit.

i fucking hate how warm and inviting my best friends smile is. i cannot fucking stand how pleasant my good buddy is

I wish I wrote in all capital letters with terrible penmanship. Everyone I’ve ever met that writes in all capital letters with terrible penmanship seem to be the most nonchalant people of all time. And I can’t even just start doing it on purpose, because it doesn’t work that way.

Yes

I very simply just want to have a kid and then take them to Disney

There’s nothing I love more than playing a song on repeat until I hate it

We will outlive them all.