I be hitting “no tip” on the ipads so fast nowadays..fuck am i tipping you for

One night stand with Nia Long is crazy id be blowing her shit up the next day oh well

Wtf is a Spring with weather like this

LMAOOOOOO

Part of community work in NYC is holding the MTA gate open for others so no1 pays.

you literally just have to get really good at continuing

“You look nice” would’ve sufficed

New York transplants will line up for ANYTHING.

Saying thank you after a gesture. I'm slowly starting to peep folks are saying thank you less and less nowadays and ion like it.

Eating McDonalds is bad enough but sitting in Mcdonalds to eat is insane

Me in 15 years at my sons 9th birthday party after the Sky Zone employee kicks me out of the dodgeball game for hitting too many kids in the head

Dating past your 30s is realizing attraction is easy … but alignment is rare.

“Tell me about your day baby?”

Paint and sip moves

Memorizing pothole locations is a survival skill where I'm from 😂

Dumbest movie I ever watched in my life.

this man killed all of his kids 🥺💔

Nothing like a baconeggandcheese to start your day

Lmaooooooo

You gotta put guys like this down . No rehabilitation for this