You're telling me a Jesus fried this rice?

You can be reading this from anywhere in the world and it’ll still be relatable

can we skip to the rich part

if u see me outside it’s AI

Move fast with a calm mind and the world is yours

There is always someone with more. Take things easy. Learnt this the very hard way.

what a time to be alive! (derogatory)

you really gotta be with someone that matches your sense of humor, very important

#grower

I need like three months of not spending money atall to regain small financial stability gosh

Right. Still hold marketing bar sha🙇🏾‍♂️

Tell your boss to come and carry his Goal keeper

as a spotify user, a relationship with an apple music user is like dating someone who lives in another country

the only thing a woman that’s not my wife can do for me is quickly lend me her phone so i can call my wife.

Yes but you can only do it once

Real

2 million will go a long way right now 🥺🥺

Everyday.

Sem

Need the hard days to be over fr. God please