Just waiting until Musk kicks me out for promoting Mastodon.

we criticize hollywood for lazy tropes but our two main antagonists right now is a former kgb agent with a penchant for poisoning and an emerald mine heir who wants to live on mars. if these were bond villains they’d be dismissed as caricature

They either lucked into it or had family wealth. Zuckerberg was right place right time with Facebook. Musk has always used family wealth to get into things. Only real thing he has created has been spacex.

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Most-defederated Mastodon instances. CW: Column 1. gist.github.com/yetzt/32c754fb…

Seems my time line is flooded with more promoted tweets. Yeah that is a great way to keep me on this platform. Bleah.

tweeps, get a fucking employment lawyer. they're playing weird games, and you don't have to let them

I always wondered what a Billionaires mid-life crisis would look like. But your favorite thing... Burn it to the ground.

Just a, reminder you can find me on Mastodon as well. Some soccer, some android, but mostly cats for now. noc.social/@kingargyle

Like a lot of the Android team yesterday, I resigned from @Twitter 🫡💙 Personally, I’m going to take a break and work out I want to do next. I just want to say thank you to all of the tweeps who made my time so great. #LoveWhereYouWorked Short 🧵 /1

Budweiser a FIFA sponsor for over 30 years which pays the organization more than $100M per World Cup cycle won’t be allowed to serve you beer in or around the stadiums here in Qatar. They’ve just learned of this .. 48 hours before opening kick of the tournament. 🫠

Let’s get you on #MastodonSocial! People should have unfettered access to your mad genius, my friend!

fortune.com/2022/11/18/elo…

Seems timely.

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Thanks Elon I'll go hangout with the Mastodon more I guess.

Ugh... Elon Musk do something about your bot problem. It is 100 times, worse since you took over. I'm a small fry and have seen an explosion of bots followers.

Bots..... Bots everywhere since Elon Musk took over Twitter.