I’m going to work aggressively early this morning because I’m still bitter about the 8am weekly Monday meetings. A micromanager hates to have ever met me.

There is an Iowan somewhere who stepped out of their gender-restricted single-stall bathroom at a suburban hyvee, sat in their spotless $90k Chevy truck, to go on fb live to bitch about $3 eggs being too expensive.

I’m distraught that Tiptoe’s new home burned down. I wish I could rescue every California tortoise from forest fires.

I took a sick day today and finally, 5 hours after I called in, I feel better. How do I cope with the guilt of not working because I had to take 8 hours of sick time that *I’ve already earned* but I’m not in active pain anymore?

I’m not the first person to point out the LA fires and Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler… but this is a very pertinent time to read it

Affluence disgusts me

Went to Disney world again? “Ramsey Lifestyle” my ass

Yo some people actually came to the defense of men during the MeToo era like how embarrassing 🙈 just telling on themselves when they question a victim

I can’t have a gender reveal bc I’d be so upset if they were a boy

Ugh I wish I just didn’t care as much about things in general

I made a mistake at work (forgot to sequence a yeast strain genome) and it was revealed that I was totally wrong about what was in that strain and while this is a minor, very typical mistake, obviously I’m distraught because I’m supposed to be perfect

If we can’t have a 32-hour work week, we *desperately* need a 32-hour limit on lab time and meetings. I need 8 hours of reading. Uninterrupted.

I think Tr*mp and El*n should post a bunch of videos of them jogging around the White House to try to out-do Biden/Harris in 2020 but we just get to see how weird they run and laugh

Bragging about having never used tiktok is not the flex you think it is

I think whoever decided to name Tr*mp directly in that tiktok warning message knows it’s unprofessional and they don’t care. One of their largest user bases was banned for no reason. This is the last thing they can do that *might* work

Also I did jump to xiaohongshu and it’s not going to replace tiktok it’s wayyyyyy more filtered so no we do not have a platform for world news that is not catered to the opinions the oligarchs want us to have

I barely slept last night and now I’m a tired and nauseous zombie before the 8am monday meeting is this what burnout feels like??

No news for me for the next few years 🤪

I think El*n’s “salute” is my last straw. Goodbye, Twitter app from my phone.