There is a lady who asked "Ingekua Charlene Ruto ndiye amepotea for two weeks, askari wangesema hawana mafuta ama means? Wangeambia Ruto enda ukamtafute City mortuary ama uangalie hosii?". That statement hits deep if you are a parent. Bring them home to their parents please.

Me every 5 minutes with my lawyer bae

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have been screeching this from the top of my lungs in every social space I'm in. Fees za public university ni 300k!!!!!!!!??

Ukipanda Ndege Kesho alafu upate umepanda ya Eldoret

When you accidentally say see you later alligator to a person with eczema 😭

When you leave the astrology girlie for PCEA baddie

🤣🤣🤣 daaah

Duale when he sees this 😭💀

Ain't no way😂😂😂😂

My notifications box is 75% - W*lliam R*to PhD was live blah blah blah. Kwani uhater inanitafutilianga mbali aje pls?😭

Whisky ikifika kwa tumbo ipate na sacrament

Joanna K is so pretty and she’s so bubbly when talking about anything and I just know she’s sweet to everyone around her and that she smells nice and I never miss her stories and her makeup today is chef’s kiss and this is a Joanna K stan account 😭🥹

Whenever I catch myself trash talking my past self for the wrong decisions I made, I stop and think, "She flopped so you could slay." And I immediately stop being mean to her because that's my homegirl for real! And she did her best😭😭

Siku hizi ukiamka tu kukojoa kwisha wewe ,ukirudi ni msongo wa mawazo mpaka che! 😂

Folks always on the wrong side of history😭

Real. High cortisol oyee