idc how drunk i get i promise you i will not lose my phone 😭

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My bucket list . youtu.be/EV2fVddmh3g via YouTube

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When he’s not building rockets, boring tunnels beneath Los Angeles, or sending cars into space, Elon Musk reads a lot. Here are 9 nonfiction books he thinks we should all read.

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Why are threesomes only for sex why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to

LMFAOOOO

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If you don’t eat ass like this please don’t talk to me

I only drive bad when there’s people in the car so maybe y’all the problem

If u ride in the car wit me at night, you’re loyal cuz I really can’t see in the dark. I just be winging it honestly.

Kissing and rubbing on a mf while they sleep really lets you know that you in too deep😭😭

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The comments 😂😂😂😂

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Sometimes all you need is the groupchat