“THATS UM-... *snaps 3x*… DAMN!”

remember those days when you missed school and you'd check the time and think "they're eating right now"

your good news will happen soon.

We're getting what we prayed for this year!!!!!

Alligators can live up to 100 years, which is why there's an increased likelihood that they will see you later

up your butt and around the corner might have been the best comeback of my childhood

I'm giving up alcohol for Lent so I'm currently shotgunning all the Cutwater's in my fridge until midnight

I wish people didn't recycle tweets for engagement. It's ok to like and repost instead of copying and posting like it's your own

I don't mean to brag, but I genuinely do not give a fuck.

POV: If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you #bangbang

me when I come across a good tweet but twitter refreshes

I’m going to fucking strangle that groundhog with my bare hands

Ok... Now What?

when your music is on shuffle and all the bangers line up one after the other

Stuff just be working out... faith of a mustard seed

Good night Fam 💕

#SpacedOutConspiracies

just realized that i still have to clock in to work tomorrow while the whole city shuts down because i work remote