when i’m on the monkey bars she’s no longer on my mind

sweden just wants to keep asap rocky because they’ve never seen a man that beautiful before

wait was cardi b in town last night, thank god I have snapchat stories to remind me every 5min. #godisgood

falling asleep with a juul next to you in bed is a dangerous game to play

went swimming in a stream that had a bridge with a noose tied to it, how's your day going?

yall remember when Chance went off on that XXL cypher?

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when will my high school invite me back to speak to the students about what it takes to be an insta baddie

RIP to my plant. i tried man. u know that

i don’t eat lunch i drink it. turkey sandwich? put it in the blender. pb&j? blend that bitch. it’s smoothie time

girls will say shit like “just looking for someone to go on adventures with” but when u ask them to go sledding they hesitate. u didn’t deserve to ride on my snow tube anyways

just got off the phone and it went completely smooth. no awkward pauses, no stuttering, and a simple goodbye. my swag is at an all time high. gonna go try and land a kickflip

BREAKING NEWS

They gambled away their jobs this game.

Who knew the refs in this pic actually refers to the rams/Seahawks game

Me when my bets don’t hit