"Ai is coming for your jobs". I'd like to see ai take a southwest flight with 3 layovers to open for hoobastank at a county fair

The path to fascism is paved by people telling you to calm down and you're overreacting.

Listeria really out here vying for summer it girl, hey?

Many of the insufferable, chest-pumping Canada Day articles this week briefly referred to residential schooling as a “dark chapter,” an unfortunate blip; this kind of minimization must stop! The IRS system ran from 1883 to 1997. That’s 114 years!

Maybe he's just not in the mood to come to #AB. So many F*CK TRUDEAU signs, stickers, t-shirts. Whole roadside encampments dedicated to obsessing over him. It must be overwhelming to be so sexually desired.

Taking a break from online stuff for a bit, babies. 😘

I don't believe in hell, but if it exists it's surely some even more horrid version of a mediclinic waiting room.

How is she not saying “what the fuck?” every time he speaks

Trump: ‘Democrats Firing Babies Out Of T-Shirt Cannons’

HOW IS THIS A CLOSE ELECTION

Captioner typed his name as 'Trumka' and this is what I shall forevermore call him

Trump: ‘The Cat On Television Says His Lasagna Was Eaten By Haitians’

My cat has just started a GoFundMe to provide 24/7 bodyguards for all the cats and dogs of Ohio. The pet-eating must stop. #Sarcasm #Pres

My kid: 'After the debates their teams should be forced to provide sources and proof. If I can't make up s%$t in an essay, they shouldn't be able to on TV' #PresidentialDebate

She’s mastered the face of simultaneous pity and disgust and every woman knows that is *the* most important combo.

I have transgendered the aliens that were in the prison and which also were probably executing the babies forgive me I have the best rallies so large and so not bored

#ClimateChange finally shows up. #BetterLateThanNever #PresidentialDebate