Barbie has a great day every day, but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him.

What if I told you none of it was accidental?

I’d like to have some words with whomever at Pixar made the choice to make this fine film nearly two hours long.

And your mother's telling stories 'bout you on the tee-ball team…

Fun fact: after Taylor Swift posted on Instagram today directing her followers to register to vote on VOTE.ORG, our site was averaging 13,000 users every 30 minutes. 13! Let’s just say her reputation for being a mastermind is very well-earned! #NVRD billboard.com/music/music-ne…

YouTube videos I’ve watched today before 10am:
1. How to assemble metal detector for kids
2. Where does coolant go?
#AMA

Me wondering if I should know what “racketeering” actually means

“When I first met Emily, the first time I heard All Too Well, she played it and said, I just want you to know that this song is much better written than any speech you've ever written with Barack Obama. And, I listened and I was like it's a pretty good point.” - Jon Favreau

Salt air, and the rust on your door
I never needed anything more

My official Barbenheimer schedule

Most scathing speech by judge I have heard in +25 yrs is right now by Judge Black. 'Bottom line you were a bully with a lust for power who thought you were above everyone else..you conned the people of Ohio and then you tried to con the jury too.” @wcpo

karma’s a relaxing thought! Jon Favreau Taylor Swift

The Black Sea Grain Initiative is critically important in fighting global hunger.

Ukrainian food must be allowed to continue flowing onto world markets to feed people in desperate need & bring down global food prices.

Instead I spent an hour familiarizing myself with the Selena/Hailey/Taylor/Kendall/Kylie feud on TikTok and it was glorious.

Jury finds Householder and Borges both guilty. @wcpo

Niche tweet but all of the DinoTrux names sound like hormonal IUDs.

But isn’t all of football unnecessary roughness?

Is there a limit to the speaker vote? How many more times can they do this?
I can’t believe this is my Friday night. 🙄

*~*Cause when you're fifteen,
Somebody tells you they love you
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifteen
Feeling like there's nothing to figure out…~*~ Taylor Swift