Oakland ain’t got worry about me it’s scary as fck out there

Parents, our kids owe us NOTHING. We owe them everything for bringing them into this terrible world.

Wanted brunch today but all my friends at work and the only one that ain’t got fuckin covid. So I guess I’ll go with my son

I can honestly say I’m not a needy friend. I don’t ask nobody for shit. I’m very low maintenance in friendships. Just be loyal to me.

My son is officially bad as fuck he called some 14 year old girl a bitch 😫😫😫

When it’s ppl birthday I literally scroll up to February 28 to see if you mfs told me and if you didn’t guess who’s not telling yall

& im so nice i be wanting to but fuck you where was your niceness on mine lmao

Getting a wax knowing you have bv should be illegal

I ain’t into proving points that’s too close to explaining myself!

Happy happy birthday from the chevy’s crew we wish it was our birthday so we can party toooo HAYYYYY!!!

Y’all be wearing hats and sunglasses at the same time ? That shit makes me feel claustrophobic idk why

My mama just went to register for school with a club outfit on. Talkin bout it’s shorts

I don’t even say nun to her anymore I just let her live her best life lmao

No matter how much I work on my self my bd have the ability to make me wanna slap the shit out of him. Like it’s a gift. Cus the way he just pissed me off is crazy

God is good !!!

When I say im old, I mean Rugrats in Paris on a orange VHS tape old…😭💀

😭😭😭😭😭

Like have some self respect lmao

I think I’m going thru a midlife crisis 😂😂😂😂😂😂