I poured my fucking heart to you and you reply "oh" "lol"?! Bitch I hope you get hit by a bus so I can be like "oh" "lol"

People who straight up tell you how they feel >>>>>>>>>>>>

You girls be 13 talking about "I hate sleeping alone" .. Well then you better buy a damn teddy bear.

ATTENTION: Unless you know the whole situation... keep your mouth shut.. BITCH

Somewhere In the hood, a 5yr old is "droppin it" like its hot while the family is clappin & yellin "Go SHANIQUA! Work it girl!"

I don't like that tone of voice you're texting me in YOU better take them damn cap-locks off who you think you is TUPAC ??!

I hate when a girl can't take a compliment: "You're so pretty" "No I'm not, I'm ugly" "WELL SHIT, YOU UGLY THEN, DAMN.....

Do you ever listen to a story and think, lie, lie, lie, lie

I hate when ghetto hoes go "Hey its your girl shaniqua you already kno..." BITCH What We Suppose To Know?!

#ICantLiveWithout God. I don't see him but he works in mysterious ways.

If she still has a text signature. #SheRatchet

You hate me but you dont know me..? Yup, #SheRatchet

That annoying moment when you have to keep removing your headphones because someone keeps talking to you.. Like move, bitch..

I blame fairy tales, love stories & happy endings for everyone's high expectations of love & relationships

Why the wifey type girls single and the hoes being cuffed though?

"You need anger management classes" "You need SHUT THE FUCK UP classes BITCH, FUCK OUTTA MY FACE!"

*Waiting on them to text back* 1min- 2mins- 3mins- 4mins- 5mins- 6mins- 7mins- 8mins- 9mins(-___-) -- 10mins "THIS BITCH MUST BE CHEATIN!"

#IDontHaveTimeFor Fake people. Either act right, or you're gonna get left

"I'm 19, how old are you?" "17." "Awwe, you're a Baby." < Who else hates convos like that? B*tch I ain't too young to give you this Dick.

National Taco Day ? Why we aint got National Fried Chicken day...?