Have zero time for people who are only a good friend when it’s beneficial to them🤫🤣

mfs be like “i want you” then do nothing to make you feel wanted😭

can’t explain it but 2012-2017 seemed a lot longer than 2017-2022

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idk how people go to bed workout brushing their teeth 🤮 like are ur teeth not all furry

Face planted into the pool.. phone fell to the bottom still works but, who’s the real winner 💪🏽

Have never met people as rude as the people in Amsterdam, not a vibe 🥴

Watch out there’s snakes in the grass

AYRSHIRE AMATEURS DIVISION 2 PLAYER OF THE WEEK Nominees are as follows Daniel Wood - Bellfield Chrissy - Mauchline United AFC Craig McGeechan - @minishantfc Tyler Campbell - New Cumnock Community FC

Disappointed but not surprised 👀

you let your bad days affect you way too much. you don’t let your good days affect you enough. fix that.

i love a simp ngl, y’all can keep the grumpy & unromantic

Struggling to see where I fit in here anymore

these weekends are starting to feel like a 30 min lunch break

It costs £0.00 to remind your mate they aren't alone in this world. Remember that ❤️

Looking for 1 ticket to Bongos Bingo in Glasgow, Thursday 16th March 🙏🏽🙏🏽

Need to stop going Christmas shopping and spending all my money on myself instead 🫠 it’s an illness

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours