How can one person be so PERFECT 😍🔥🔥🔥

Not me posting every draft I’ve had on IG all at once and people being confused about what’s happening in my life 😂😂😂😂

It’s happening, me and my peers are getting confused about technology, taking longer to get things to work etc. I feel like I need to take a class 😂

Target be like spend $30,000 and get a $5 gift card with target circle ❤️🫶🏽

Me: spends all my time getting ready for a trip My body the day before: we should get sick.

Can’t believe kids are still forced to sit on some random man’s lap because he has on a costume

vacations are rejuvenating but don’t forget to create a life that you don’t need to always escape from. make your lifestyle luxurious and your home as peaceful as you can.

I’m really sad that it’s too cold to show off my tan 😔

Does anyone have/still have difficulty quantifying the time between the pandemic and now? In my head, 2019 feels very close despite being six years ago.

The moms on Tiktok selling valentine's Day ideas for your kid's class and I'm sitting next to my Christmas tree still fully decorated. Please leave me alone

I can only quantify it because of my kid honestly. she's about to be 5 and she was born the month before the lockdown

Yesterday I cancelled my planet fitness membership. I haven't been in there since the day before Ellie was born. She will be 5 next month 😂😂😂😂 And yes, it took 5 minutes.

We are babysitting tonight and Jason said "wow you think there could be five of us?🥹" I said babe it's been 5 min. Give it some time. 2hrs later we're all in the car and we started singing ABCs with the baby and he looked at me and said nope. Nvm. No more lmfao

Anybody have a recommendation for someone that does interlocking in Kingston?

Anybody know how much a bottle of white Hennessy costs in the Kingston airport ?

The overstimulation is so fkn real.

What's a good resort in Jamaica for teenagers? Have a friend wanting to go for their daughter's high school graduation

When you hear your name on a Zoom call and weren’t paying attention.

Today is Friday, I leave on Monday and I’m already sad. The wedding hasn’t even happened yet 😭