Let me try to explain this in layman's language. A THREAD!

If you schooled between 2005 and 2013 you won’t feel bad for that fanbase. It was unbearable!

Fabrizio Romano Man City vs Tottenham commentary gonna be like

Yes, I understand. I don't really know why 100 pple follow me, But THERE COMES A TIME WHEN A COUNTRY IS BIGGER THAN SELF!

Journalist: A child was shot 8 times President: We lost 2.4 billion

Ruto: There is CCTV footage and the criminals will be caught. Linus: We have CCTV footage of police killing people. Ruto: Were you there?

By this argument, Emery is miles ahead better than Ten Hag. For the time he's been a coach and his success. End of.

Agreed. Pep Guardiola is miles ahead of Alex Ferguson as well and it's not even close.

Saliba will be training with mbappe in France for two weeks straight. Gabriel will be training with vini jr and Rodrygo in Brazil for 2 weeks also. Saliba and Gabriel have just one job..

Kairo used to speak about his relationship with God like he has his safaricom number. And lemme tell you something about gods,and this is going to sound a little bit blasphemous. But I must say it. The only reason the Israelites god,Yahweh,has surpassed all the other gods,is

So I have asked for two beers & opened at the same time. And of course kanairo being what it is I got this 👇 Dear Kenyans. One of these is fake; The other one is original. I have been telling you this for a very long time now.. Watch and learn something today East African Breweries PLC

Next level creativity…

Amazing agriculture technology

but, but, but when it's arsenal everyone goes crazy coz of the corners. when its Arsenal, everyone is stupid on purpose.

PSV to Liverpool

Nah this wasn’t a goal, this was Nico Williams performing witchcraft on live TV 😭🪄

FYI car trouble sounds.

🚨 Mikel Arteta on Fabian Hürzeler complaining: “What a surprise”. 👀

Getting familiar with the Champions League lyrics 😎

I asked her out and she said I'm not her type because I work in a mortuary. a week later she got hit by a bus. Guess who's dying to see me?