Smoked trout or, as the French call it, Jambon de mer

Kramer: Refused your load? They give a reason? George: ...the bottom had me blocked on Twitter Kramer: So you just WALTZED in there thinking your load was gonna be in his ass?! What's the matter with you George?

The importance of typography

i like having friends

holy SHIT

Cat has been denied donut and is v sad and i am v sad she wants something that she is absoutely not allowed to have

fuck. I just started moving out of my place yesterday and I'm staying with a friend. At friend's place, there were burglars squatting next door that hit a bunch of houses nearby over the last few days, and they were casing the backyard here today

A steadily increasing portion of my workday is breaking engineers of their bad safety habits. I wonder how many grad students are injured every year because their professor handed them a power tool and told them to build some dangerous apparatus with zero training.

Think it's time to start winding down this account, don't think I want to stick around on Twitter. DM me if you want to keep in touch or invite me to another platform. I'm on discord

we’re finally letting people fuck the flag. come on by!

nobody is talking about how twitter shutting down will effect people with adhd

"I'm not sexually frustrated" I say as I slowly crunch the ice cubes in my empty glass

That is a lie, and I resent the implication that I am "slowly going insane from sexual frustration & romantic longing"

Cool, with muskrat bringing back nazis and banning leftist accounts, I can see where this platform is going. Later folks, find me on discord or Tumblr or wherever the fuck else

Man what a fucking cesspool