Happy Opening Day! ⚾️

Hey Cincinnati Reds Are these black boxes speakers? If so, can you turn 405 and 406’s on?

Can confirm the goetta sliders at GABP are delicious.

Um. No chance.

Don’t tell Sal Stewart but I know plenty of people who love Jesus and have been injured. Pleeenty

The ghost runner is trash but regardless I love me a walk off. ⚾️

Don’t look now guys, our team is literally playing .500 ball

I forgot how much fun cheering for home runs is.

My church hired a new pastor who started last week. I love that after our Maundy Thursday service she and I chatted… about what a great show Parks and Recreation is. 😂

I love a closer that throws strikes and gets out. Why didn’t they think of that before??

Not sure what to do tomorrow with my day off….

My new neighbor seems to be left outside alone. Am giving it 10 more minutes and I’m going to knock on their door.

Anybody watched Trust Me: The False Prophet?!

Have I ever sent a more clever but niche text? I’m proud of this one.

That “uh oh” from Sadak. Priceless.

Not to be real weird, but there’s something to be said for having one’s feet on grass. And if The Tempest is being performed while doing so.. well then. So be it.

Watching one second of the NFL draft would feel like cruel and unusual punishment. I don’t love football. I don’t like the NFL. Yes, I have people over the football concert.

I have absolutely no clue what Lowe’s first name is. Just gonna call him Badass.

I went to an estate sale in my neighbor and paid $5 for the gem.