You are about to drive onto a train that will travel through a tunnel with 565ft of water above it...and this is the last image LeShuttle want you to see before getting on 🤣

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!

The music at the end of #AlienEarth episode 3 got me like:

Fair play to my Made by Google Pixel Buds Pro 2 headphones. They just went through a full wash and spin cycle in the washing machine (riding in a pants pocket) Came out nice and clean and amazingly...working perfectly fine!

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!

My phone that's been on silent for 5 years. #EmergencyAlert

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!

Trump’s escalator stopped as soon as he stepped onto it, then his teleprompter goes out right when he starts his speech....No way those were accidents. Can't help but imagine antanddec have just pulled off the biggest joke of the year 🤣 "Now stop the teleprompter!"

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!

#thedaytoday

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Ahhh this whole OBR leak thing makes more sense now...

Star Wars Fans #TheTraitors

How did they recruit this guy for the Olympics? Was there a Craigslist ad like, must moonwalk, loves the smell of brooms, must fear nothing.

Maybe Iran really hates Love Shack?

RIP Chuck Norris

The first 30 sec of the #ArtemisII launch was like: Cam 1: I'm gonna go to black Cam 2: good idea Cam 3: shit I just missed it Cam 4: I've got this Cam 5: my shot is better Cam 4: no it isn't Cam 6: was the launch today? Cam 6: look, an odd angle from launch control 🤦🏻

Watching the BBC News (UK) coverage of the NASA Artemis mission. This may just be the stupidest thing I've ever heard. 🤣🤣 Quality journalism

Who among us has not mistaken the holy words of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction for biblical scripture? "And the Lord said; a Quarter Pounder with Cheese is called a "Royale with Cheese" in Paris because of the metric system." Amen

Flashback to 2020 when the price of a barrel of oil was much more reasonable 🤣