I should be allowed to connect to the mycelium network

I can’t wait to wake up again tomorrow as a low value female with a low vibrational lifestyle

If I had a boyfriend I would leave him in a hot car with the windows up and the ac turned off

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

Looked at Meg the Stallion’s story. That’s tough. But I’m here for her if she needs me.

fun fact: all Minions are male bc the creator of minions stated he "couldnt imagine female characters being so stupid".

It probably felt awesome to be a millennial who believed things were going to get better in 2008

dating a skinny dude fun til you put the fan on 3 & he start flying around the room

for sale, baby shoes - worn once [way more tragic, due to baby fast fashion]

walking around outside is like scrolling with your body

spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite

I FOUND IT

Coconut water taste like it's been in someone else's mouth

people are genuinely making goat edits in TikTok

I guess I’ll be the last drunk fat bitch standing

I'm not the prettiest girl but I have other qualities like my horrible attitude and terrible work ethic

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

you can just say things, it doesn't even need to make sense. my barista told me she's upping her sertraline dose and I said "that's so art deco" and she agreed.