'Eti kitu tight kwa bedroom ya kairo labda tu screws za kitanda'

And the winner is………….

Tomorrow I will publish the list of the 2,100 public servants with fake degrees. Wishing you a happy reading

Nataka kuweka simu flight mode kwanza nitwerkiwe pia🤣 (i forgot to add)
Hakusema yeye ni excellent dancer tukianza relationship.
Kesho we announce the winner of the Golf challenge at 12pm

Nimeeka Taxin Kubwa mpaka inabidi nirushie njugu kwa maskio

Leta gari bana nishaaregister taxi bibi aanze kazi kesho awachane na Tiktok

Polo kimani ameniokolea sana, nilikua nashangaa hio 10k nimepromise Kafangi ya mafuta itatoka wapi...

WSJ

Biden: 'The U.S. may be drawn to war if Iran continues attacks on Israel,'

🚨🇮🇷🇮🇱 IRANIAN OFFICIAL: “ISRAEL must know that BULLYING does NOT work with a country like Iran; we do not seek war, but we will not shy away from going to WAR if it is imposed on US!”

Pale primary school nilikuwa na mshipi fulani. Ukigeuza right unaona John Cena ukigeuza left unaona Rihanna 😂🫵🏿Iliwakunywa mbaya sana 😂

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It was nice knowing y'll

Comrade Ako na Nduthi akuje kunisaidia Kuhama,nakulipa poa😌😁,,DM for Lokeshen 📍

Mtu aliinvent chapo beans niko sure alifaint juu ya greatness 😂

Stop marrying sluts and retired war veterans.

Stop being the man who wants to save a drowning woman.

Refuse to be a white knight.

Scrutinize a woman's past.

Don't be a hopeless simp.

Respect yourself.

#ManDay

Hii ni saa ngapi Jirani anaMoan?..Kwni hajakua na mtihani??..💀😂😂😂

Siku ya kwanza kuvuta bangi nili inama hadi nyumbani nisigongwe na mawingu💀😂

Pastor anakuangalia sana unashangaa rada, kumbe alikuona ukiumwa ngumi Jana kwa klabu 😂💀

Umezoea doggy style adi watu wakipiga makofi kwa church unakua horny🥲😂

'Umeona iii ama huna connections?'.. 😏mbwa, sina connections, tuma chenye unatuma oe 🙄😑😒.

Sasa mbna utwambie sisi aty unanyesha ... Cal ur boyfriend umwambie ndio akuletee chocolate na yogurt 🥴😏😏(ITAUMA WENGI 😁)