I'm casey

//me, starting unnecessary drama: THE

sometimes whales do weird things and i’m not always going to feel comfortable explaining why

I'd die for Lance. Actually I already have. I'm dead right now. Had a heart attack last week and kicked the bucket.

Just remembered the last conversation Lance and I had and we were on the verge of a breakup because of my dumb goldfish brain now I'll die again

Even though I'm a clown I just want to be Lance's clown. I love you boy. The stars are shining. Sit on my face or however that saying goes.

The...moon? The moon is out? The moon is beautiful let's have sex

This. This is the quote.

How it actually is when I see Ryan’s peen

Due to personal reasons I've decided I'm going to kill you in cold blood

Water is not wet. Don't get me started.

Shut up. I missed you.

(Bud...WHEW he forgot they were BUDS) .... It's just... been.

//anyone: hey ryan how are you Ryan: sometimes i breathe

Quiet. It's been quiet.

...Oh. ..... Really?

Sure. I would like that.

SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE SAYS OH GOLLY DURING SEX

You can't solve all your arguments with sex. You are both 27, i think it's time to learn some communication skills.