Pros of life rn : kate Bush is playing in tescos kate bush is playing in the market hall kate bush is playing in greggs kate bush is playing on the radio Cons of life rn: it’s literally only and always running up that hill

my boyfriend just said (after 9 months of knowing me) he’s figured out that I remind him of “a tavern wench”

how did miles teller not get the role of elvis when he literally looks like he’s had reconstructive facial surgery to look like him

Served Jeremy corbyn his lunchy lunch. all in a days work

“You’ve never seen camp rock? That’s probably why u are such a goth”

she’s a 10 but is currently going through a phase where she only listens to murder ballads

The puppet episode in Angel still haunts me to this day

thinking abt noel fielding at least 5 times a day to keep myself strong during this coldplay craze

They should make more stop motion movies

every time I listen to movies by weyes blood I wanna get on my hands and knees and howl

hear me out: Muppet Twilight. Nothing else changes. It’s the exact same movie but every character but Bella is a muppet.

just heard a girl ask for a dirty chai latte. In Greggs 😭

behind every hot girl is a deep history with lemony snicket

every time I change clothes my dad calls it a costume change and I personally think that is quite cunt