If I get interrupted one more time today I'm going to literally move onto a deserted island and lose contact with everyone.

If one more body part or organ of mine decides to act up and not work properly, I'm just going to pull the plug once and for all omfg I'm tired of being in pain 24/7

Caroline just ate my fucking muffin so if anyone wants a dog she is for sale

I have been drinking and im just waiting to get alcohol poisoning bx hod that's all I want lol

Is2g if one more bad thing happens I'm literally going to become a hermit on my own island. I'm so tired.

I wanna find the dude that flashed his brights at me to alert me about the turtle in the middle of the road. I want to be homies.

I just want someone to make soup with me and Halloween cookies while we watch scary movies for an evening. I dont even care who at this point, man. Ugh.

Happy birthday to our uncle The Niall Horan ❤

Such a great Man

I love not sleeping unless I continue to do substance abuse !!!! I'm thriving !! Never been happier

I feel like... Here me out... More men should be like Ferb

My favorite quote of all time: "I came home one day and my turtle was missing a foot."

If a book has a warning that says "not for the easily offended" then that's an instant read from me. Hands down.

"Classic Kierra move"

I'm literally going to Start hog tying seth when he sleeps bc, without fail, he takes up the whole goddamn bed. And his elbows are always in my FACE. I'm also gonna start plugging his nose bc his snores are so loud holy shit lol

My Twitter is literally just to complain about seth's sleeping habits. I have moved to the couch bc I was close to committing a double homicide. Pray for him.

I really used to watch Bassmaster fishing videos all the time when I was like 16, especially Edwin Evers. Where did that Kierra go?? How is she doing?? 💀