Luke Littlers a robot, pass it on.

BREAKING: Al Shabab are preparing a bumper bid to sign Miguel Almiron from Newcastle. The Saudi club have also offered £100m for Paul Dummett, £50m for Loris Karius and £80m for the fan who punched the horse that time.

Common sense prevailed, thank fuck for that.

So many things in modern day football make you feel like jacking it all in but then Maidstone United get into the 5th round and you remember why you love the game. #maidstoneunited The Emirates FA Cup

Proper pornhub level acting

Piss poor defending that mind

What a load of bollocks

Our fans are the fucking worst

Shock horror

Am I missing something but how's Liverpool's game that was 0-0 until the 99th minute first up on MOTD 🤔

🚨 RESULT🚨 Dog 3-1 Westholme Somehow, against all odds both the council and the ref allowed today’s game to go ahead. Westholme made it hard for us and forced a few great saves from our returning keeper. Into the next round against Kings Arms 🏆

Chilwell needs to get them boots changed, he's having a shocker

Option B is the winner for me but wow 😍🔥

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Such a lovely moment. 😢

The whole of the UK next Summer after seeing Oasis do 10 nights at Wembley and Manchester

TAKE. MY. MONEY Liam Gallagher

At this rate I'll end up spending more on Oasis tickets than Newcastle are spending on players this window

Like a kid at Christmas here Oasis