Everyone wish Joey Rozzay a happy 30th birthday. Get a gyro while you’re at it.

Must’ve forgot he was in Iron Man 3.

So happy to announce that I will be playing The Thing in the upcoming Fantastic Four movie.

Burn this. Notice that. How bout we BURN another cigarette and NOTICE some of these ladies. Amirite fellas?!

If Travis Kelce can get Taylor Swift to come to his football game, it’s time to shoot my shot.

This looks….kinda good????

Here are my personal favorite games of 2023. What an incredible year! The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Alan Wake II Final Fantasy XVI Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty Super Mario Bros. Wonder Spider-Man 2 Resident Evil 4 Pikmin 4 Sea of Stars Lies of P

Me putting diced jalapeños and shredded cheese in my Kraft mac and cheese.

I’m getting Andy Reid tattooed on my knuckles. LFG!!! CHIEFS!!!!

I’m ready to return to the Lands Between

Barbenheimer for people with taste.

Got both characters ready for the Elden Ring DLC next week.

A year ago I started One Piece. Almost 400 episodes in, I get it now. This shit is peak.

This is me as I continue playing Dragon Quest XI.

Here are my personal favorite games of 2024. Final Fantasy VII Rebirth Metaphor: ReFantazio Astro Bot Balatro Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree Persona 3 Reload Helldivers 2 Prince of Persia: The Lost Crown Silent Hill 2 Stellar Blade

BEN STILLER I STILL CARE