As an Asian with no cannons, this is devastating.

she’s a 10 but has a fish head and no cannons

One of the best days on Twitter in a very long time.

I’m assembling a team

All it took was this guy's photo for everyone to go from "wow this is a spicy story" to "ok this is total bullshit"

Principal: your child has been causing problems in school. Me: my child cause problems at home too do I ever call you? Principal

Me every time someone I dont even know beats a deadly disease

When your wife asks you why everyone is asking about her cannons

Damn, my UCLA player is going to miss his game at SoFi

Nigga on the highway Batman was on wit the penguin

Ball Knower.

Yes.

#LakersWIN

LEBRON AND THE LAKERS LAUNCH INTO THE NEXT ROUND 🚀 Los Angeles handles Houston in six games to advance to the conference semifinals 🔥

Blocked out the noise. Round, won.

No thanks.

Can’t wait to hear the think-pieces on the Lakers & LeBron James now. 😅