home alone’s mom passed I’m depress

I set my clocks early cause I know I’m always gay 🎶🎵

Hay mija soy más cabron que bonito

Happy Leif Erickson Day!

I’m therian I should be allowed to take a shiii outside

Dear God, make me a bird so I can poop far, far away. Dear God, make me a bird so I can poop far, far away

Why are my Spanish tweets automatically translated? Que no mamen se pasan de lanza.

I’m shaking hands with all the thoughts I killed… last week

Share a Coke with Mencho

Don’t get me wrong, I love dogs, but If I heart eyes a picture of a cute girl and her dog it’s usually for the cute girl.

they only find u attractive once you stop finding them attractive

Something healing about entering a Walgreens.

We are in the business of making memories

Cancelled Artists should just go on Apology Tours until it’s trending