Shout out to all the moms whose husbands don’t post on social media and have to post for themselves. Get your flowers 💐 ladies!

Bucket. And one.

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Rap Legend AZ performs his iconic verse for Nas Illmatic “Life’s A B*tch” with Brady Watt Bass & Bars AZ

Rob McElhenney just couldn't choose between Bryce Harper and Chase Utley to catch his first pitch ... so he turned a double play with them instead 😂 #LondonSeries

I feel like a single mother of three taking care of myself

Still laughing at this

Me goin to bed tryin not to wake the Mrs after a few bruskis

Barstool Pizza Review - TinyBrickOven (Baltimore, MD)

Free photo for you guys to use if you’re running late to something & need an excuse

just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world bitch

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by A grey Subaru

Everyone is saying Las Vegas is dead. We’re here for the Magic Trade Show so gonna see for myself. Arrived at the LV airport at 7:45 AM. Baggage claim is dead and a ton of cabs waiting for passengers. No one waiting in the car rental shuttle line either. Initial sign?

heard a guy “newsflash, buddy” another guy in the grocery store today this is the greatest day of my life

The Louvre robbers didn’t sell you TikTok supplements or a wealth building seminar for $399. They pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and went out and stole some shit from rich people the old fashioned way. Those are the real men and providers

grubhub in nyc defaulting to halal food, can't even uncheck the box smh

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