Had them both wearing the monkey mask, making monkey noises. #idiots

I got Hummus on my Guns and Roses T shirt today. Yep I'm an ironic poncy middle class baby! #daddysgotabeard

Dad, What the fuck have you done to my hair!

Dad, do we really have to dance around the kitchen to Eton rifles?

Step, step, step, face-plant ouch!

My first proper haircut.

1st day at big nursery. cried a bit rubbed snot over daddy. Clara & Lois cheered me up sung a few verses of Frozen.

I don't think I can get any cooler!

My first proper haircut at a proper barbers.

I like to sticker daddies face on Fathers Day.

This really is the only thing to do on a day like this. #jumpinginpuddles

I done a wee wee in the potty!!!!

Thank you carpet man for cleaning the poo from my rug!

I'm going to marry mummy, and you daddy can marry grandma

Daddy, what's that man doing????