funniest part of the ultimatum queer love is netflix hiring a random straight lady to be the host and her very much trying to keep her face under control as the lesbians are lesbianing too close to the sun

someone tell whoever writes the ultimatum subtitles to calm down

[explaining the plot of my favorite book to my date] me: so you know how most caterpillars are only a little hungry?

Husband’s away, baby is sleeping. Had pizza for dinner and then realized the lettuce I went to great lengths to save was on the verge of wilting so I felt guilty. When the cat’s away, etc.

Aussie has ironed more during The Ultimatum than I have ironed in my entire life

my biggest fear on the ultimatum queer love would be no one picks me at fake marriage dinner

We who can speak up have a duty to do so. In order to change everything, we need everyone. I’ll continue to protest on Fridays, even though it’s not technically “school striking”. We simply have no other option than to do everything we possibly can. The fight has only just begun.

Hey UPS Canada! At 3:42 this afternoon one of your trucks, license plate AL-83697, absolutely blew through a stop sign, intersection of Glenlake and Glendonwynne, right in front of a school. Doing 45 or 50 in a 30 zone. Nearly clipped a kid on a bike. No package is worth it.

If people actually transitioned to gain an advantage in high school extracurriculars (rather than, you know, because it's what's in their hearts), we would see WAY more cutthroat theater girls becoming boys to get better roles.

sup toronto

Y’all need to vote

BREAKING: Kendall Roy has drowned in the KEN pool

Americans: I use miles and pounds Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'3, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk

Severe Thunderstorm Watch For #Calgary, AB. Conditions are favorable for the development of severe thunderstorms throughout the day. There is also a risk of a tornado in the afternoon hours. Stay tuned to #abstorm. #yyc