What the heck... Is this strange woman invincible?!

Umi has a crush. She's doing her best! ...Yeah, pray for her-.

𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘩-𝘴𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺, 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺! 𝘚𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘴, 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺!

"Happy Holidays, everyone~!"

"Valentine, Valentine, who is gonna be my Valentine~?" That's the spirit, Umi. Be positive in the face of an utterly disappointing Valentine's Day!

"What if I told you that romance is really cringe?" Nearly a month after her disaster of a Valentine's Day and she's still bitter, bless her.

"I totally caught Mama and Auntie Annie kissing, and it was suuuuuper cute~!"

"Boop!"

"Sex Ed was awkward because they talked about the female parts, and I almost said out loud that I don't have those parts-."

Umi has a nefarious plan...

"You totally like me~." Look, she's trying-

"I'm used to having no okaasan but I'll admit I get a bit bummed out that she didn't want me... Hmph! I have Papa, and she's all I need!"

Girls at school aren't crushing on her, so she's pouty!

"Too hot to handle, too cold to hold, baby!" Not quite yet, Umi-

"Papa always attracts pretty ladies... but I don't like most of 'em. They're totally after, like, that one thing." She'd had sex-ed, she knows what they want!

When Umi thinks about her Mother vs When Umi thinks about her Mama(s)

"Yoouuuuu!" Pointing right at Kaleina!

She managed to dress up a bit like her dad again! She's so proud of herself!