This is Alice in the Wild Wild West alice derek mick

isn’t it crazy that the oldest surviving literary work in the world is about a man coming to terms with his own mortality after his gay lover dies. like. yaoi endures

After seeing this I would’ve tried to assassinate him too tbh

Like actually what about the composition of McDonald’s food makes you feel like you just ate rocks after you finish it

It’s kinda ridiculous that any decently cute agenda is outrageously expansive like 35€ for a minuscule Moleskine that I probably won’t use after two weeks is insane

This Titus??? I don’t think they thought it through…

Measuring how old I’m getting not in birthdays but in the increasing age range of my daddy kink

And the pussy (mind) gets wet (thinking)

I often feel very like “oracle and Odyssey with the bloody nose”

1. Caffeinate 2. Become a conduit of The Divine 3. Vomit from the exertion 4. Go to class

More than two million Palestinians are living in a total blackout after lsrael cuts off telecommunication services to commit its atrocities in the dark.

Mass lsraeli air attack continues for four hours straight.

The Rise and Fall of a Bushwick Presenting Princess

Curious George and I have something in common and that’s that there is something about a man in a hat,,

Thinking about all the yaoi that was probably lost with the library of Alexandria

@ Grok who’s gonna top tn ?

White ppl be like “I’m putting my cat on an IV”