Teeny tiny

How do you cook homemade meals with a newborn lol

So I never told anyone I was in labor but I also didn’t turn my snap location off haha so one of my friends woke up with her son at 3am and just so happened to check my location and text me hahah i think it’s so funny she even thought to check 🤣 I was like damn you caught me!!!

I want anyone who hasn’t birthed a baby to sit this convo out. Postpartum hormones are like nothing I’ve ever experienced. I had PPD so bad I fantasized about getting in my car and driving away by myself. The lack of maternal mental health care in this country should be a crime.

Y’all please look up what an episiotomy is before labor so you can stop them from doing it you if it ever comes up

It’s the chunky thighs 😍

I’m obsessed with you 😘

My dads a child I swear

My husband puts my email as his spam email lol

If there is one thing I’ve learned about being overseas it’s that we are out of site and out of mind and when I go home to visit I’m only telling people who I genuinely want to see and I know will make time for us

Basically uninvited because Randi doesn't take a bottle and can't stay with a babysitter🤣

Nicknames I hate for my daughter: Manda or Mandi……

What I really wanna do is isolate myself 🙃

Look who’s sitting

Brandon told me I have too many Birkenstocks 😭I only have 3

Rancid is a worse word than moist

I wonder how I would have turned out if I wasn’t a victim of csa

Italy doesn’t have threads access yet so I can’t post shit there right now