Actually, tantrums are developmentally appropriate you fucking idiot 😂

When your heart says takeout but your wallet says the leftovers in your fridge 😂

This account entertained me and I’m not sorry 😂

I love you, it’s ruining my life

My baby drew this 🥹

In the 160’s for the first time since high school 🤠

It’s honestly comical how little I mean to anyone. Lmao.

I fucking hate y’all. Truly. Insufferable freaks who get off on the idea of a child being abused.

just unfollowed someone for being ugly dont piss me off.

If you want real honest advice, ask your brother. They do not hold back lmfao

I wanted to take the kiddos to the beach today but the weather sucks :(

I’m so freaking frustrated with both of my kids behavior today. I’m so overwhelmed and exhausted.

I just visibly smiled when a man texted me. Someone take me out fr

This shit pisses me off actually 😂

Can’t explain the vibes when I first heard this album. It’s so 2016/2017 coded

Is it just me or do happy meal toys always suck now??? They’re never actual toys just weird like card games every time?