Is it actually possible to boil potatoes without them boiling over and making a huge mess on the stove? Asking for a friend...

Cohen asking me about what police do. I told him they take your car if you drink and drive. “But I can drink because I don’t drive!” Not quite buddy 😂

#BellLetsTalk

Cohen groaning in the living room. “What’s the matter buddy?” “I’m just so bored because we’re going to be at home for three weeks.” In hindsight I probably shouldn’t have explained that!

“It feels like there’s tiny spots on my toes!” Cohen explaining his foot falling asleep ❤️

“Dad have a little sip of your disgusting hopscotch drink” as Jeff is drinking scotch 😂

“Mom, Covid-19 is like shitty, I hate it!” Me too kid, me too!

Guys, I screwed up! I got this text a month ago and ignored it without sharing the valuable information. The cure to this shit is thieves essential oil. You can re-open now world!

Cohen just referred to a cane as a kick stand. We should let kids name everything.

Looking for my kids glasses, my favourite pastime! Spoiler alert, they’re almost never found on his face.

Card suits according to Cohen - heart, diamond, tree, broccoli

I think it’s great that families who wanted to move their kids to remote learning were given that option. It would also be great if we could keep the schools open for families who didn’t choose that option.

He’s 2!! Happy birthday Prycey💙💙

How the f$&@ do I have a 7 year old??? 💙💙

School is closed, daycare is closed, and I’m working from home…

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

Is this a joke???

Community Infusion is back! We are now accepting applications for your new or expanding business idea! Apply online today! fusioncu.com/en/personal/pr…