Me blacked out in the back of my Uber asking if it’s been a busy night

when im getting mauled by a strange cow and my buddy knocks me out with a fucking rock

I like Dan Hurley

The worms in the dirt seeing Roman Anthony load up to throw the ball

Dan Hurley is way more likable than Yaxel Lendeborg

pressures when aligned at nose tackle, since 2022: 108 - Dexter Lawrence 107 106 105 104 103 102 101 100 99 98 97 96 95 94 93 92 91 90 89 88 87 86 85 84 83 82 81 80 79 78 77 76 75 74 73 72 71 70 69 68 67 66 65 64 63 62 61 60 59 58 57 56 55 54 53 52 51 50 49 48 47 46 45 44 43 42

BREAKING: Michelle Obama has been hospitalized for a ruptured testicle.

The Bucks’ decision to sit Giannis cost him a “significant bonus” from his Nike endorsement, per ESPN.

If you fart while peeing full stream, that’s called a Tuscaloosa Screenshot

“Roger, projected 1st overall pick Fernando Mendoza isn’t going to attend the draft” “Roger, former NFL linebacker Darron Lee has been charged with first degree murder.” “Roger, we’re facing a potential work stoppage by the NFL Referees Association in May” “Roger, one of the

Don’t love that its for the Mets of course but gotta appreciate the hate selection from Clay Holmes. Special stuff

“People keep asking me, ‘Why didn’t you go more Irish?’ and I say, ‘Well, I want to enjoy the dinner as well.’” 😂

During a film session, Doc Rivers called out Ryan Rollins and Kevin Porter Jr. for their ‘selfish play-style’, and Kuzma spoke up and stood for his teammates. Doc Rivers and his coaching staff then disciplined him by giving him a DNP the very next game. 😬 (via Shams Charania)

“Aye we have escaped aye.. we’re about to drop out of the sky aye” The burnt peanut watches the clip of him in a helicopter escaping and ends up crashing it and exploding 🤣

There are currently 2,901 players in the men’s basketball transfer portal, opening 14 hours ago. With only 5,607 Division I players total, more than half of the player pool is now in the portal.

Gary Woodland speaks on how he's feeling back at Augusta National this week. "It's a big week for me this week. The fans are very close on the tee boxes. There's a lot going on. There's probably not a safer golf tournament in the world, so I'm happy for that, but it's still a

🚨holy shit.. the CIA just used a tool called "Ghost Murmur" to find an American pilot hiding in a mountain crevice in Iran.. by detecting his heartbeat.. not his phone.. not a tracker.. not a radio signal.. his heartbeat.. Lockheed Martin's Skunk Works built it.. the same

SAINTS WIN!!!

The Club 520 crew couldn’t stop LAUGHING at Jaden Ivey after seeing a clip of his wife wanting NOTHING to do with him while he was recording them 💀🤣🤣 “She got TF outta there n*gga”

PFT Commenter Iran tonight