So many cunts popping up on my timeline lately. Disabled folks serving cunt, queer people serving cunt, Twitter Blue subscribers, old people serving cunt. What a time to be alive.

"Tell Grandma I'm coming"

I'm so bored. There's nothing to do in my apartment except read books, practice magic tricks, play piano, practice mandolin, keep up my Duolingo streak, write music, watch a movie or TV show from Netflix/Hulu/Disney+, listen to podcasts, take a walk, go to the gym, vacuum, organi

I love watching craft and woodworking videos, not because I enjoy crafting or woodworking, but more because I'm a sucker for a satisfying time lapse.

Trump: *indicted* DeSantis: "The illegitimate Biden Administration has gone rouge." Other Repubs: "Biden is setting a terrible precedent with these actions." Christie: "Fuck Donald Trump (1/563)

Too restless to go to bed, too tired to read, too "my daughter is asleep in the next room and I'm the only caregiver around" to go anywhere.

While everyone's asleep: what's it called when you enjoy being referred to as a woman but don't actually want to *be* a woman?

What's the prediction for me finally falling asleep tonight? It was close to 2am last night.

me as a disciple jesus: this bread is my body me: say sike right now jesus: this wine is my blood me: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW

Elon you big dumb fucking idiot (Feel free to RT this any time Elon does anything because he's a big dumb fucking idiot and deserves it)

Here's hoping he **** ** *** ***** *******

Guess who forgot to take his meds the last couple of days and how he's screaming "who fucking cares" into the void at every minor inconvenience!

will someone push him down the fucking stairs already god damn