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I really wish bras my size were cuter lol

Me, panicking, suddenly thinking I'm still not ready to have my real face on social media Then actually remembering anxiety is such a fucking bullshit liar and that actually I am really cute

I spent like $150 on weed and weed accessories in early January and haven't had to restock since 🥰 yay reducing usage

That feel when your lesbian partner won't call you Mommy :/ That feel when she's older than you so you can't even complain 😩

Neck looking bare. I should get a necklace

I have to watch when I do things like this. As a salesperson my voice got super believable and I always speak like I know what I'm talking about. I promise if you say "are you joking" to me when I'm being deadly serious that I'll let you know. I'll be better 🥰

Kinda feeling like doing a shot for shot remake of this, except with less pill bottles and more colorful socks.

Women are so lucky that I have to be a friend Tfw my phone friend zoned me (not really my partner would eat my heart out of my chest lol)

This, and also, I know my shape is a little unorthodox but what do we gotta do to get bras in like 44c to actually be pretty hmpf.

I hate that I'm the cow

Thank you, needed this today 🥰

Tfw the estrogen is really helping my former hair loss, but the new hair is all gray I'll take it, silver streaks will make me look witchy

Got my breakfast down (half a xanax) whos ready to go to work!?!

I have such an irrational fear of needles that I don't want to go get my blood work done. Ughhhh. Pls no

I really shouldn't be e-thotting to fill my wow raid group but here we are -

Cute smart watch is cute