i wish i could call my cat and ask him to preheat the oven

can you watch them while I go smoke

i love bad theatre

little man, btw

hole from someone who’s really really annoying

is there anything sluttier than a man in a tank top

it’s me and my weed pen against the world

someone in Chicago PLEASE go to the Petco on Pulaski & Lawrence and adopt CRACKLE the cat. he is the sweetest most loving cat I've ever met and I literally played with him in his little cage for like 20 minutes and then left crying bc we are allergic. he will light up your life

every cat deserves a nice furniture to destroy

my horny ass could NOT be a twin 😹😹

are you ever so high you listen to meadowlark twenty five times

The first recorded boots the house down

my name means handsome little boy if anyone even cares

“under god” is crazy but “indivisible” is just a fucking lie

babies should get paid

ideal blunt rotation

it’s not up to me. just let me be. strawberry blonde.

I found jesus he’s at 5below

be mommy and baby you’ll know what to do

tits so big i topple!