I think this is a soft pen, but this is regularly given in the prem. So ridiculous that it’s basically completely ignored, plus Cash handled the ball on the Havertz disallowed goal

My date was drunk af tonight and threw the bowling ball backward

My boss just said “I feel like I need a cigarette and I have never smoked in my life”

North London is red 🔴 Happy st totteringham’s day

Just flipped off a tourist, felt nice

Bro is gunna come out to many men at the next rally now

Brat bag

North London is and will forever be RED🔴

“Bacon is not good” - Devin Hopkins “it’s not a hot take”

No one be chattin like me and Jane

Not Jane sending me a you up? email

Young thug at 24

The security guy at the casino told me I’m good when I tried to hand over my ID, and that hurt a little

My friend just said he’s heterosexual but homomusical because he’s straight but loves charli xcx and Chappell roan

😳

Faggot

We got Dua and Anne Hathaway

Bigots can rest in piss

Literally me