charlie kirk flatlines for the second time

Life

Niggas born in 2000 ain’t making old nigga jokes no more lmaoooo they feel 30 creepin

that establishment would know me on a first name basis

Back to normal no love no calls no fav notifications

dumbass baby put his hand the wrong way

iykyk

i wanna be a jellyfish no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain just blub blub blub blub

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Life moves pretty fast and if you don't stop and look around every one in a while, you could miss it.

How I stand waiting to be served at the bar

Me at the bar when my friends r talking to someone I don’t know

jet2holiday truly ruined me

i think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

Forty fucking dollars for a haunted house? They better rape me in there.

ur either on a bender with me or against me

But I be knowing

when i got the dvd belt buckle on you know i’m bouncing around that box

The urge to just buy Bad Bunny concert tickets

Thinking about horses