Took a picture of my wife standing in front of a horse and now she won’t talk to me. 😖

I have posted some lookalikes but I admit defeat. This is the most accurate

What is the difference between the Prime Minister saying Greenlanders need to be asked their views on the USA plans and yet he completely ignores the views of the Chagossians on his plans to hand them over to Mauritius. My question today!

I think it perfectly sums up the politicians and politics in The U.K. today.

He’s destroying musical instruments because they consider music part of the modern world, which is ‘haram’, while filming it on their phones and posting it online. Their stupidity knows no bounds!

BACK IN THE DAY We played outside, not online ✌️

Rare sighting of ticket inspectors on the tube this morning But, rather brilliantly, the driver announced their presence while the doors were still open so that any fare dodger could have simply…got off Doh

Luke Charters MP What do you think is the biggest cost in producing and selling the meal deal? Yes labour, this is the think you have made more expensive with tax rises and wage increases. Your level of stupidly is mind blowing

How it started How it’s going

Worries me slightly that Reevesy has been so quiet recently. What's she up to? It's like dealing with toddlers - goes quiet for a few minutes and next thing you know, the cat's in the lawnmower

“I wanted to do more for the war effort than baking sausage rolls.” - Bletchley Park Codebreaker Betty Webb MBE.

‘Asylum seekers’ arrested by the British Transport Police. We should deport every single one, arrested or not.

Examples of mimeograph machines used by the Belgian resistance to produce illegal newspapers and publications:

My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

Trump Blasts ‘Weak’ Starmer Over Chagos Surrender Deal order-order.com/2026/01/20/tru…

📣SAVE LIVERPOOL ST STATION! 🚂If you haven’t objected to Network Rail and Acme’s plans since June 2025 you still have time ⏳ 💻 Even if you signed the petition to #SaveLiverpoolStStation on change.org, please go online to make your objection to City of London 🧵

🚂 Please consider donating to Save Liverpool Street Station, the former Great Eastern Hotel (Andaz London Liverpool Street) and the wider Bishopsgate Conservation area - the link to the fundraiser on Justgiving is here: bit.ly/4dSfiks

❤️Please like and share this thread - we have just weeks before the planning committee meeting, likely in February, to get as many objections lodged as possible, and to raise money for our LISSCA fighting fund, that might be needed for a long and costly legal battle. 🙏

More headaches for Starmer as Trump swipes directly at UK in Davos speech: "They're sitting on top of the North Sea and they don't use it... they like to say it's depleted, it's not depleted... the North Sea is incredible - they don't let them drill."