So my lad scored a worldie in his game this afternoon... "Did you like my goal?" "I would rather Vardy score tomorrow, Son" "I know, Dad. Same"

Wanna feel old... I told a youngster at work today about "Back to life" by Soul II Soul. Just worked out that's the equivalent of someone trying to tell me that Cliff's "Summer Holiday" is a banger.

So the final showdown! Leave a like for Ryan Bertrand or RT for Danny Ward. Danny Ward - 29 games, 57 conceded, £12.5m… Bertrand - 4 LCFC appearances, after signing a 2 year deal, with him being on a reported 75k a week. #LCFC

Royal Albert Hall, captured by Zoran Orlic Tour wraps with four shows in Spain. See ya there.

Hi Grok , according to your analysis, name 20 accounts in sequence who frequently visit my profile. Don't mention the person, just @.username and the rate of number of times a month visit the profile

Ok you lovely lot.Can I ask a small favour please? I have 3k followers and I know most of you will just ignore this and that’s okay, 🙂 to the ones that will, could I ask for a quick retweet of this please 🙏 massive thanks to everyone.Billy x

No Lunchwatchman?

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them.

Do you remember when Michael Clarke and Michael Kasprowicz had all their gear nicked at Leicestershire back in 2005? Catch the second episode of Ashes '05 Deep Dive: cricketa.us/SecondTestAshe…

Tongue reviews that surely?

Boddingtons Cream of Manchester “By’eck, it’s gorgeous”!!!

Just watched the highlights... Jordan James scores from his own corner!

Jamie Holme When you are done with the football ground on the way up to Heathrow you then get the two Rugby grounds. Though this one on take off!!

I was just telling my wife that the hit single from EverythingButTheGirl album Idlewild is on my vinyl copy but not the CD. You'll never guess what she said.

As The Style Council announce a new special edition of their 1984 debut Café Bleu featuring never-before-heard tracks, MOJO runs down all of Paul Weller's long-playing adventures with his post-Jam pop sophisticates. READ: shorturl.at/Exvs2

The problem with rebuilding the England cricket team: it represents nothing. It has no meaning. It’s basically some employees of a private company drawn from a narrow band of opportunity

Underated tweet